Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Epl week 37   PL Champions is loading to Man city Meme of the season   Iconic   Arsenal fans watching their biggest rival lose while their title hopes take a massive blow   Ah s--t, Man City overtake Arsenal in the Premier League again   Tottenham fans at the stadium trying to figure out how to react to conceding...Full Story »

The Pascha brothel is open for business - and football fans The world's biggest brothel is set to be taken over by England fans during Euro 2024 - but it's said to be full of Chinese spies. Three Lions supporters struggling to find a place to stay during the tournament in Germany have booked out 120 rooms at Pascha. The 12-storey, 9,000 square metre sex club boasts around 120 sex workers and h...Full Story »

MANCHESTER CITY are ready to move for Everton’s young keeper Douglas Lukjanciks — and could pay as much as £10million for him. England Under-17 cap Lukjanciks has been chased by several clubs but City are keen to land him this summer. Douglass Lukjanciks is a £10million target for Man City Credit: Getty The deal would help the Toffees keep their Financial Fair Play numbe...Full Story »

Everton manager Sean Dyche has warned there are more challenges to come despite their season finishing on a positive at Goodison Park.A club record-equalling fifth consecutive home win without conceding was secured by Abdoulaye Doucoure’s solitary goal in the 1-0 victory over Sheffield United.However, with 777 Partners’ proposed long-running takeover of the club seemingly on the brin...Full Story »

Liverpool eyeing move for Feyenoord duo According to Football Insider, new Liverpool boss Arne Slot is all set to bring two Feyenoord stars Mats Wieffer and Lutsharel Geertruida to Anfield along with him. With several midfielders including Thiago Alcantar set to exit the club in the summer, Wieffer - who has made 42 appearances across all competitions for the Dutch club this season - could pro...Full Story »

Being a WAG is seen as an enviable lifestyle by football fans - but dating a player doesn't come without its negatives, as one explained in a TikTok An English football WAG has opened up on the pros and cons of her lifestyle. 'Kay' dates an unknown League Two player and gives a behind-the-scenes look of what that's like on her TikTok, thats.so.kay, where she boasts over one million likes. She'...Full Story »

Thomas Frank believes Ivan Toney’s goal drought will not harm his chances of being named in the England squad for Euro 2024 this summer.The striker found the net on his second international appearance against Belgium in March, but he has not scored for the Bees since the middle of February.Another blank in Saturday’s goalless draw with Fulham means Toney is now on his longest run wit...Full Story »

The glamorous footballer took to a balcony as she soaked up the sun in Paris. Madelene Wright showed off her legs as she posed on a balcony Credit: instagram / @madelene_wright The glamorous footballer treated her fans to 'Parisian views' in the French capital Credit: instagram / @madelene_wright She shared a series of candid snaps to Instagram to the delight of her followers. Madelene looke...Full Story »

England are reportedly ready to block Kyle Walker's ex Lauryn Goodman gaining Euro 2024 tickets due to fears of her becoming a distraction to the team Kyle Walker has racked up 82 appearances for England since 2011 (Image: The FA via Getty Images) England bosses are reportedly planning to block Kyle Walker's ex-mistress Lauryn Goodman from getting Euro 2024 tickets. The Instagram model –...Full Story »

Chelsea boss Mauricio Pochettino says VAR is “damaging English football” after his side were denied an injury-time winner at Aston Villa.The Blues thought they had overturned a 2-0 half-time deficit at Villa Park when Axel Disasi crashed home a header only for it to be ruled out for a foul on Diego Carlos in the build-up.Referee Craig Pawson did not award the foul in real time but di...Full Story »

Crewe clinched a play-off spot following a 1-1 draw at Colchester, who confirmed their League Two status.Arthur Read’s shot flew straight at Crewe goalkeeper Max Stryjek early on before Colchester took a 35th-minute lead.Noah Chilvers collected Ellis Iandolo’s pass and brilliantly turned past Ryan Cooney just inside the Crewe half before advancing toward goal and unleashing a fine lo...Full Story »

The Three Lions are gearing up for this summer’s tournament as they bid to finally bring football home. Robbie collects plates from guests and can speak in German Credit: Darren Fletcher England are staying at a luxury golf resort and spa Credit: Darren Fletcher Gareth Southgate’s men will do battle with Serbia, Denmark and Slovenia in their three group stage matches. Between gam...Full Story »

ENGLAND football ace Mason Mount's glam "mystery woman" has been revealed as a stunning Instagram model. The sports star, 25, was spotted in Altrincham, Greater Manchester, with the stylish blonde yesterday. Freya Tidy has rocketed to fame on Instagram and TikTok Credit: Instagram Now we can reveal how she is Freya Tidy, 21, an Essex-born influencer who has rocketed to fame on TikTok. The du...Full Story »

Jude, 20, has become the hottest property in Europe since his £115m move to Real Madrid from Borussia Dortmund. This bikini snap proved to be the matchwinner in the new collection Credit: PrettyLittleThing The 25-year-old Dutch beauty models for a number of brands Credit: PrettyLittleThing He has enjoyed huge success in his first season in Spain and is in the reckoning for the Ballon d'O...Full Story »

Doncaster recorded a 10th successive victory, 4-1 at lowly Colchester, to move into the League Two play-off places.Colchester took a ninth-minute lead through Jayden Fevrier, who converted at the far post after Tom Hopper had got behind the Doncaster defence and picked him out.But Doncaster equalised five minutes later when Luke Molyneux collected Jamie Sterry’s short free-kick and unleash...Full Story »

Macaulay Langstaff’s 28th league goal of the season worsened Colchester’s relegation fears as they lost 1-0 to Notts County.The visitors almost took the lead early on when Ellis Iandolo’s speculative effort from distance almost caught Luca Ashby-Hammond off guard, the keeper tipping the ball onto the woodwork.It was the Colchester full-back involved once again minutes later, pr...Full Story »

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has seen his odds to replace Gareth Southgate as England manager fall amid speculation linking him with the Three Lions job. Southgate is preparing to lead England into this summer's European Championship in Germany in what will be the fourth major tournament he has overseen since replacing Sam Allardyce in September 2016. England will start the tournament...Full Story »

KYLE Walker and Annie Kilner have welcomed their fourth child, friends have told The Sun. Insiders said Annie, 30, was "doing well" and that Manchester City ace Kyle, 33, was over-the-moon about becoming a father again. The couple, who also share three sons Roman, 11, Riaan, seven, and Reign, five, split in January but have remained in touch for the sake of their young family. A source said...Full Story »

Mason Greenwood is a player “reborn” and would be a shrewd addition for Juventus if they can do a deal with Manchester United, says Fabio Capello. Forward enjoying loan spell in Spain Permanent transfer expected this summer Talk of interest from Serie A & La Liga WHAT HAPPENED?The 22-year-old winger has caught the eye this season during a loan spell at La Liga outfit Geta...Full Story »

Danny Cowley insists Colchester still have work to do to secure their League Two status despite their vital 2-0 home win over Grimsby.Colchester took a fifth-minute lead through Tom Hopper, who ran onto Arthur Read’s excellent pass and coolly lifted the ball over goalkeeper Jake Eastwood and in.And John Akinde sealed the Us’ victory in the 79th minute when he lifted a fine effort fro...Full Story »